As you may or may not know
Gavin(TJ's) has a thing for SDS nannies and is going out with
Scott Dunn nanny Victoria. Not so much a 'how to' more like the 'benefits of' that he gives for seeing a nanny.
1. Working hours. As a general rule nannies work almost every day all through the daytime, finishing work in the evening. This has great benefits as you can go out skiing without having to take your bird along with you, avoiding those troublesome arguments about skiing ability.
2. Insatiable. Even after a full day working they still have all this excess energy to give to the right man.
3. Evenings Off. When you finish work there she available to go drinking with you.
4. Alcohol Intake. It is well documented that nannies drink like a fish.
5. There was going to be a fifth option but for Gavins sake it has been omitted.
There are some downsides though if you injure yourself like Gavin has.
1. Working hours. Nannies that work though the daytime don't have time to tent to your wounds and nurse you back to health.
2. Insatiable. They want to give it to you, but unless you can receive it without moving/touching the injured area then all that energy will go to waste.
3. Evenings off. By this time day you're so doped up on painkillers that any alcoholic effects are doubled. Alternatively a sober evening spent listening to her. Words cannot describe.
4. Alcohol Intake. Nothing worse than being sober in the company of a pissed nanny.
