Assistant chef
Phil (Ski World) is usually accustomed to getting his hands wets in the kitchen. One night last week he brought back
Jessica (Supertravel) to his room. Unfortunately he didn't know that his roommate Dan was 'asleep' next to them as Phil demonstrated his 'stimulating dexterity' on Jessica. Reports are that after the 'squelching' sounds had subsided Jessica said, 'You make me so horny' to which Phil replied 'That's ok baby'.
Rob (Ski world) demonstrated his ski guiding ability when he brought 20 guests down from the Altiport on the wrong piste. Instead of skiing across onto the bellcote he took them down the bottom of Pralong which required them all to hike back up the mountain in order to reach the nearest lift.
And finally
Alex(Ski World) ended up passed out on a loo in the Jump after a heavy drink session earlier that evening.
