Whitestuff pecking order

posted: 2006-02-18
Ben, former TJ's barman, can now be found hiding behind the till of Whitestuff or as it is now know 'the repository for bar staff rejects'.
With Whitestuff new fast track training program Ben's new job title is 'window dummy'. One of the pre-requisites of any new employee is a physical disability, whether it is backed up with a set of crutches or a plaster cast.
As you can see from the photo Ben's job description involves, among other mundane tasks, knocking over the other inanimate dummies. As you can see from the table the hierarchy of Whitestuff is not as obvious as it first seems.
* At the time of going to press the small piece of fluff, thanks to it's excellent customer skills, had just been promoted ahead of Ben.