You know it's a slow week news wise when the highlight is a text message explaining
Ryan(Inghams) has had his first shit since entering hospital.
Nice! No matter what else happens this week whether it be world peace, England winning gold at the Olympics it all pales in comparison to Ryan's dilated sphincter releasing it's payload in an unexpecting shinny French bedpan.
For most of the season Stacy has been asking to make an appearance in the paper. Well this week her wish is granted.
After
Sandy(Killamondjaro) returned from a weeks sobriety in the UK it wasn't long before his liver detected the change of altitude and before you could say 'enzymatic metabolism' was working overtime detoxifying the copious amounts of alcohol which quickly entered his bloodstream.
This obviously meant he was knocked off his feet earlier than expected although it wasnÃt the alcohol alone that did it. A certain 1550 girl
(Stacy) helped cushion his fall on a matress.
Now usually when you get two horny people the question that gets asked is 'your place or mine?' now depending on distance, room mates, level of drunkenness etc the answer is fairly simple. In this case though the answer was option 3. 'Someone else's bed'. Unfortunately this has its own list of problems. Like that someone (Jimbo(jump)) turning up to find two people, like rabbits, hard at it between their sheets. Do you go for the 'What the fuck do you think your doing?' or the 'Hi Sandy, sorry to bother you but can you finish up soon as I want to go to sleep in my bed?'
