You mice out there in
Courchevel will play! But be aware, the Cat is still watching from back home thanks to the roving lens of The Enquirer! Whilst for the last 10 years the results of your Mum and Dad's good times have been self consciously hiding every inch of their teenage flesh behind locked bedroom doors, in front of strangers everything is let out all over if the pictures are anything to go by.
The digital age is allowing all we parents left behind in Blighty keep a good eye on all you sons and daughters of ours, and for the first time allows us to see how you have developed from 11 years old to 25 - and confirm that the birthmarks are still in the same places.
We have caught you out - the fortnightly phone call on 'how are things out there..' which gets a short 'Oh, okay Dad - all quiet here' is instantly contradicted when the latest photo gallery lands on the website! Why can't you kids just tell it how it really is? The Truth Is Out There each week on The Enquirer for all to see!
Don't forget you did not invent fun, frolicking and late night slap and tickle.
How many of you other parents out there remember The Sailor's Arms in Newquay, - UK's 1970's precursor to the Ibiza club - or your Flower Power uni days? We were there first.
Distance is no object. Even Uncle's and Aunt's out in Australia can get in on the act, and with a time zone benefit of 11 hours, can fire off e-mails to family and friends on the pros and cons of the latest edition of The Enquirer.
And to think you all seemed so nice and pleasant when we came out to visit.
Never mind - forget we are watching and keep enjoying yourselves - you are in one of the most beautiful places in the World.
But don't forget someone is missing each one of you.
Thank you
Courchevel Enquirer.
