F***ing Liability

posted: 2005-03-19
Now I don't like to single out any one person but in this case I'm going to make an exception. As the clock hit 11.30 everyone made their way back to the coach in Chamonix. Earlier in the day everyone was given a map of Chamonix town and the pickup point of the coach was explained to them.
Now 51 very drunk people managed to find their way back to the coach with two exceptions, Gurj(Whitestuff) and Nicki(Fatface). As the coach was just about to leave for Courchevel Gurj phoned saying he was next to the hotel Alpina and very lost. After a delay of 20 minutes and a call to almost everyone on the coach they finally made it back.
As the coach stopped for its final time in 1850 and the storage was emptied we found Gurj had forgot to offload half his snowboard gear which he had to drive up to 1850 to collect it.
Apparently Gurj is more 'directionally challenged' than a blindfolded concussed rat.(To be fair the rat doesnít have a mobile phone to ask his mates for directions) Even in Courchevel he's still having trouble finding come of the lifts.