The ego has landed

Its official Vern's ego has reached a size equivalent to the GDP of some small South American countries that it is now officially out of control. As well as being well inflated Vern's ego also has a bit of a drinking problem, which in itself causes it to increase exponentially. Ollie has recently had to hire it as a separate member of bar staff as there isn't room in TJ's for both Vern and 'Vego'. Awarding him 1st place in a recent half pipe competition (either he was entered in the 5-8 year old category or all the other contestants weren't allowed the use actual snowboards) hasn't helped matters and is the prime reason for its recent growth.