Saddam Hussein found

Contrary to all the news reports from EVERY other news agency in the world. We can actually uncover that Saddam was actually hiding out in le Praz instead of a farm house in Tikrit. In the early hours of Sunday a group of crack CIA/US special forces made a lightning raid on a basement of a chalet in 1300. A gruff sounding bearded dishevelled scruffy man with eventually found but on closer inspection Giles was released. Later the correct man was captured and his lift pass was confiscated. Suspicions were raised earlier in the week when Mr Hussein was invited to the Skival welcome meal. After finding a creepy crawly in his salad he was heard to say 'What part of vegetarian didn't you understand you infidel dogs' but this was later put down to pre-season stress. Currently Abbie(Skival) is trying to convince the US state depaRTMent that she deserves the 25 million dollar bounty but given current Franco-US relations she'll be lucky to get a bounty barÖ