posted: 20-12-2008
When I was young we had this thing called a belt. It was an amazing object whose primary purpose was to keep your loose fitting trousers from falling down. Somewhere along the line someone thought it would be cool to show your underwear to passing strangers as your trousers were permanently at half mast. Now of course pants need to be much more than some white/greying

posted: 20-12-2008
Last week Lucy (TJís) brought the subject of the sex face to our attention.After further enquiries it appears that the face he/she pulls while shaking a drink is the same face they make when they are having sex.As I havenít make a cocktail in years see above examples from the two Jamesís.

posted: 26-07-2008
 - Courchevel Enquirer
After all that skiing it was time for the blue ribbon event of the weekend, the Courchevel Enquirer Beach Volleyball competition. If you imagine the Topgun scene but with slightly more homoerotism. Defending champions Metrosnowís Team Team took on Jon Bryneís Team Gash, James Gambrill Team Travelplan and Bethony Garnerís Team badger. With the prerequisite number o

posted: 26-07-2008
 - Courchevel Enquirer
With the absence of last years winner, Alex Moore who rather poorly prioritised her university graduation ahead of another a chance to humiliate the entire group of fellow skiers regardless of their gender, it left the field wide open with over 5 people vying for top spot of the Respect the Mountain Giant Slalom. Natives Iain Martin and Travelplanís James Gambrill, Last

posted: 25-07-2008
 - Courchevel Enquirer
As the weeks counted down to the second Natives weekender a slight level of in trepidation entered the back of mind. For it would be the first time back on skis since the end of January when I had a nasty coming together with the last gate and some pesky safety netting from the Natives workers race which resulted in the a break of my fibular bone just above the ankle and b

posted: 12-06-2008
Ahhh Courchevel in the summer, where the ski resort takes a holiday from itís hectic 5 months winter season, where the relative tranquillity of melting snow and rutting marmottes is drowned out by the drone of cranes and cement mixer trucks. In the centre of 1850 alone there are 6 crane with more planned. As soon as the lifts close the builders arrive and start their re