Generally, it's a good evening when I get accosted by the fairer sex while out drinking.
Unfortunately this season some girl's enthusiasm has gone further than I generally fancy.
While out on the opening night of
Kalico I met a very drunk Lucy(Jump) for the first time, who after putting her arm around my shoulders, to stop herself from falling over, started punching me in the ribs. Maybe I'm being old fashioned but I believe that a woman should only start abusing you after she gets to know you. As this continued it got beyond a mere annoyance to a point where I asked her to stop. This only seamed to encourage her and she lifted up my shirt and planted a punch that Tyson would have been proud of. After a quick drunken wrestle on the sofas, (photos available soon) she was eventually escorted home. But if you want to know more have a look at injuries of the week.
