Two simple rules

In most staff accommodation there are two rules. No sex & no sick. There's nothing worse than
a) having to listen to the moans of your room mate in the throws of passion while trying to get to sleep or
b) trying to get rid of that nasty Wallace and Gromit smell without barfing yourself. Pretty simple I'm sure you'll agree. But as ever rules are there to be broken. It was left to Hannah and Johnny to not only break but absolutely destroy them. With roommate Emily present it took very little to emotionally scar her forever. 5 minutes after saying 'nothings going to happen' they were rutting like rabbits. In the spate of 15 minutes from pant off to pants on again the dirty deed was over and the possible start of a lifetime of physiological therapy for poor Emily.