It seems that you cannot go anywhere in the resort, or more to the point, the bars without witnessing the act of purchase. To the untrained eye the many forms of purchase are easily confused. Here is an easy to follow guide.
Standard purchase - Also known as ìwhoÃs your daddy!î, A derivative of this was popularised by
Philly(Gringos) last season and known as ìwhoÃs your mummy!î.
Purchase a trois - As the title suggests this required 3 people.
Two of who are ìmakingî the purchase while the third is purely a recipient. demonstrated by
Mikey(Gringos),Philly and Alex(Skiworld).
Auto purchase - Mostly performed outside, as demonstrated by
Philly and Graham(Skiworld). There are several down sides to auto purchase including Irate owners and dirty trousers (unless practised on a well maintained luxury car). The telltale signs of a good auto-purchase are knee smears on the side panel or rear spoiler.
Higher purchase - This type of purchase requires a good foothold or a large hole to enable the raising of one party above the other. This sort of purchase is more advanced and shouldnÃt be performed by a unsupervised novice. The performing of this act in a nightclub will most likely be interrupted by the bouncer (known as purchase-interuptus). Her demonstrated by
Graham and Becky(Mark Warner) in the
Kalico.
Group purchase - To only be performed by a pack of consenting adults. At this time no photographic evidence is in existence although many rumours of a GP are abound.
