Squeaky-clean ìboy next doorî
Courchevel local and extreme skier
Pat Sharples emerged last night as having many skeletons in his closet. After much multiflavoured vodka in the Bubble bar it appears that Pat had a hither to unknown affair with Britney Spears.
While touring the mogul circuit the USA Pat swept the 16-year-old Britney of her feet with his sexy Yorkshire accent and twintip skis.
Pat always claims that he missed out on the Olympic qualifiers because he damaged his knee in La Plagne.
The truth is that he was in the USA for the birth of their child, Mathew who arrived on the 3rd April. This secret has been kept from the world so as to keep the virginal image of Britney safe. Ever since they met Britney's mum hasn't approved of the easy living Pat and has even denied him access to his child until he has made something of his life, like winning the Freeride classic in March. So make sure you're there to lend Pat moral support on the two days of competition in 10/11March.
