The Simply Ski staff apartment recently has been double booked, figuratively speaking.
Harry (Ski Cocktail) woke up sharing
CharlotteÃs (Simply) bed. While
Gary (Ski Cocktail) woke up nearby after a busy night comforting
Heather (Simply Ski) after she broke up with
Luke (Simply Ski). Luke wasnÃt wasting any time either, devoting all his energy towards
Maz (Inghams). Kat (Ski Cocktail) took Toby home to her bed. I suppose it had to happen sooner or later when
Sven (Flexiski) was ìSvenedî. After many hours chatting up
Amy (SDS) Sven was beaten to the prize by
Pat (Flexiski) who stepped in and ended up spending 14 hours in bed with her. But the big question is Where does this leave Justine? Dr Wack, the notable dermatologist and general doggy MD brought to my attention the case of a chalet girl caught in the act covered in yoghurt and baby oil. Apparently
Lizzy (Crystal) trying the effect of yoghurt and baby oil for smoother skin with an unknown punter! On Bond night
Justin/Justine (Skival) had a close call with
Christophe (Kalico). While on the dance floor Christophe mistook Justin for someone else and came very close to receiving a slap.
A true lesson in Geography is in order for DionÃs friend Jane. Sven was asked to pick her up from Moutiers station. When she didnÃt arrive questions were asked until she phoned from Moutier, Switzerland. Close but no cigar.
And finally while out in Le Grange
Tim (ski bum) thought he had pulled. Only to find out later that she wasnÃt a she, but a HE. He was a 45 year old transvestite. (Cue: The crying game theme) Mental note check bird for 5 oÃclock shadow next timeÃ.
