This is Un-bon

Yet another story from the Flexi-ski camp. Last week JC (real name Pat, nickname has something to do with wearing saddles on setup week but thatís another story altogether.) was woken by the sounds coming from the next room.
Before I continue I must first set the scene. JC shares a room with Sven. JCís room is right next to Dionís.
So JC is listening the action happening next door. He is thinking ìWOW!, Itís a miracle, Dion has got luckyî. He then recognises the squeaks being made by the female participant as those of Shona. JC immediately starts thinking ìShona and Dion? Dion and Shona? But isnít Shona seeing Sven?î
Finally Dion came back to his room to find a Post Coital Sven and Shona near the bathroom sink, when he mentioned the now infamous words ìThis is Unbon!î whereupon Shona and Sven where expelled for his room. Sven returned to his own room to find JCís in hysterics.