As is traditional with the enquirer the first story should be about one of the bar staff, but without
Jules (El Gringos 97/98/99) here this season a new star needs to be found. So this year we have introduced ìThe Julia Gover award for extreme drinking/drunken escapades î Our first contender is Jo from the LÃEquipe. Jo spent little time getting acclimatised to the altitude before she took on
Ollie Harris (Tournier 97/98) in a drinking competition down at the ISBA. Unfortunately Ollie has at least a 6 stone advantage of alcohol absorbing ìmassî. Although she was the first to ìblow chunksî she managed to match Ollie pint for pint.
The down side being that from 11pm onwards everything was a bit of a blur. If anyone can fill in the blanks please let me know. IÃll make it worth their while.
This brings me to contender number two,
ìladyboyî Mikey , So called because of his Buffalo Bill impressions; the character from Silence of the Lambs and not the one with the lasso, on the pile of snow outside the
Kalico. Mickey has wasted no time in ìgetting the knowî the rest of the bar staff. So far
Philly (LÃEquipe) and
Sophie (TJÃs) have fallen victim to his boyish good looks and Jo is currently in his cross hairs although she seams to be putting up more of a fight than the others I hear her defences are beginning to crumble after being given a massage.
There has been a slight lull in the action due to the fact the Mickey has been working in the ISBA but will be returning to the LÃEquipe faster than you can say ìDog in heatî.
Finally Contender number three. Sophie from TJÃs. Compared the previous two entrants Sophie is a saint. Her inclusion into this list is only due to a interesting case of what is know as ìalcohol induced lesbian gropingî.
Fellow bargirl Jo was on the receiving end after a night on the lash.
With only two week of the season gone, no outright winner can be named So watch this space for JulesÃs successor. CRAAAZZZZY.
