You know the situation. You've just spent the whole evening chatting up this girl, pretending to laugh at her jokes, trying to make eye contact and not obviously staring at her breasts, maybe had a bit of snog on the dance floor. It comes to the time when you're walking her home. You know her chalet is near yours but sooner or later your paths will divide. So you make your move. Do you be upfront and ask her back to your place? Want to see my etchings? Or how about 'I've got a huge cock'. Had it not been for the alcohol I think this would have been countered with fits of laughter. But apparently this approach worked for Dave(
Ski Total) as he 'wooed' Silkie(
Mark Warner). Needless to say poor Silky was a bit saddle sore the morning after.
Dave's myth has been quick to spread with other girls wanting to sample his trouser equipment, although with no more reports of any more rough rides I can only suppose they are more amply endowed in the bucket dept.
