Fluke on Fluke!

By Fluke posted: 2002-03-09
A cherry welcome to the Jump bars new head chef, Fluke. With about 6 weeks to go, he is the Jumps latest, and hopefully, last addition to the Jumps kitchen. Yes but where is he from? You cry.
And so your faithful correspondent heads off to put his ear to the snow to find the latest word on the piste about this strangely moustachioed funkster. Initial reports suggest he is ex-Scott Dunn! Why did they part company? It appears he was dismissed for behaviour, which may prejudice SDS's reputation; like performing a handbrake turn in the centre of 1850 in front of guests might.
Digging deeper, your faithful correspondent unearths what appears to be close to a mutiny and a twisted web of whispers.
If you ran an expensive holiday company like SDS you would be concerned in front of punters and SDS, it seems was worried about Fluke. Not from any negative feed back from the customers though; which leaves the RM's. Despite his appearance Fluke is open and approachable which begs the question. Why did he get stabbed in the back? Work around the SDS campfire is that Lorna is the mole and you want to be careful what you say to Olly. Whatever conspiracy occurred, the RM's are left with the unenviable burden of motivating a team who believe them to be untrustworthy. Result: Self inflicted shotgun wounds to the RM's feet and Scott Dunn reputation in tatters. At least as far as being everyone's favourite employer. Oh well, their loss.