If the success of an event could quantified by the morning after effects then judging by the number of hangovers and sore heads on Thursday the end of season ball was a massive success.
After having to close down her chalet the morning after the look on
Abi(Supertravel) was best described as 'death warmed up'. At least she managed to hold the contents of her stomach better than
Jen(Ski Higher) who despite ample amounts of coke was unable to the hold back the tide of vomit.
Once again Chalet de Pierres did an excellent job hosting the ball. With the small exception of the chocolate pudding the food surpassed the standards excepted of the many
Scott Dunn chefs who attended.
After dinner the generosity of many shops was revealed as the raffle was drawn. Goody bags from
Snow Coco, Jean Blanc Sports, Ski Higher and Ski Supreme along with toffee vodka and lunch for 2 from the Jump bar. Personal donations of his skis from
James(L'equipe) was just the icing on the cake.
Anika(Supertravel) is now pondering what to do with a pair of planks that tower above her. The
Ski Higher donated grand prize of a new pair of Salomon XScream skis were won by
Alice(Olympic). All in all we raised a tidy sum for the Liver Unit of the Edinburgh Royal free hospital.
Jen(Ski Higher) is currently preparing to run the Paris Marathon in aid of the same charity. any donations/sponsorship can be made at any of the english bars in 1650 / 1850.
The end of season awards The award for the most popular girl (a politically correct way of saying Slapper) was won by
Nic (Jump) yet again.
The award for biggest male slapper was cancelled - after it turned out that nominee Jimbo was unable to perform on many of the occasions listed.
Instead the award went to 'most popular piece of furniture' the ISBA pool table. Receiving the champagne in it's behalf was
Benny(Skival) and Jess(Jump) who gave a new meaning to the term 'sinking the white ball' and 'blowing the chalking off the cue'.
The award for best story went to
Jimbo (Jump) when he was expecting some naked female skidoo hut action only to find he was setup by his coworkers.
The award for best quote went to
Lee (ex-TJ's) after his crotch was on fire.
I will leave it to you to work out what he said.
