What Steve been up to?

posted: 2006-01-28
Forget the war in Iraq, the search for weapons of mass destruction, the US presidential domestic wiretapping legal situation or even the liberal democrats searching for a new leader (who hasn't been seeing a rent boy on the side). The questions thatís on everyone lips 'What was Steve Dunsire doing in the Hotel de la Croisette at 4.30am on Thursday night?' We can only postulate what innocent explanation there is, but realistically this is Steve we're talking about so the shit must be good.
Answers on a postcard please