Keep your Minibus tidy!

posted: 2006-01-21
Apart from maybe a discarded dried out gism filled used condom nothing quite says satisfying impromptu spontaneous impulsive protected safe sex more than a discarded empty condom packet. It's also interesting when you get into your company's minibus and find the previous driver has left his trophy behind. Unfortunately one of the downside of SISIPSS is that, for the uninitiated there is a possibility of injury, like whiplash. As you return to work in a neck brace it's always good to get your story straight. Make a small dent in the back of the minibus and blame another French driver and make sure when you mention whiplash you don't take off your shirt where they will see another sort of whip lash.
Isn't that right Alex, (the boy) Skival?