For the third winter in a row the SS Titandos is sailing the treacherous frozen pistes of the alps. On his maiden voyage the chalet boy that couldn't be sunk was hit amidships by the iceberg 'harriet' which riped out his heart and left a large gash below the waterline. For the remainder of the season he disappeared off the radar. Luckily the
Scott Dunn lifeboats were on hand to rescue the survivors.
The following year he was refitted at the Fink dry docks and set out on another winter voyage. This time the cruise was privately run and spent the entire season sailing round in circles around a buoy 'Alix'. Although pleasing to the sight once he had boarded her he found it would have been better to just go round in circles again.
This year appears to be more of the same only the names of the flotsam and jetsam have changed.
And what is worse is the repeated distress call of 'I have a boyfriend'. Maybe she has a piece of string in here back that, in awkward situations, when pulled emits the said phrase.
This is a call out to renowned rabble-rouser and borderline alcoholic Chandos, who recently has decided that hanging out with
Emma(flexiski) is more preferable to getting drunk with his mates. If last season has taught you anything its that you spend ages trying to get into a Flexiski's girl bed and then find that's she's a really crap shag or has a boyfriend. So get your priorities right. Drinking with Neil, Jimbo etc - GOOD. Spending alot of time with girls - BAD. Also they're smelly too.
