Earlier this week any visitors to
Kalico would have seen
Ed(Skival) and Hannah(Skival) sucking face like it was going out of fashion. Anyone would have thought that they were going home together. But they didn't factor in the hypnotic charms of
Jimbo(Jump). Instead of closing the deal Ed was merely acting as a fluffer, warming up Hannah for the main event. To make matters worse, as Hannah exited the club in Mr FalknerÃs arms she turned and wished Ed a good night.
When she not up to her nose in fresh powder around the resort Rachel(flexiski) has been boning up on her French with her manager
Yves(Flexiski). Sometimes spending all night getting her tongue around some of the more complicated parts. But at least her French is improving. Every sentence is started with 'o-hon-hi-hon-hi-hon' she's now 30% more arrogant and 50% ruder.
After a weeks absence from the paper
Paul(Skiworld) is back with his 1650 antics. Offering his own brand of resort leadership by which I mean excessive use of the tongue, he has been making his reps,
Hannah, Jo & Sarah>/b> feel at home.
Frequent visitors to L'Equipe will have noticed a lot of new faces behind the bar. Several of the old staff who suffered from a severe tardiness problem have been set free to cause havoc with their time keeping in someone else's establishments in resort.
Sasha(Scott Dunn) has several entries this week. First of all Ollie Harris(L'Equipe) was doing his best to keep at least one of his Scott Dunn customers satisfied. Successfully from what I heard.Apparently she's much better at keeping her legs apart off the slopes then on them. On the way back from a long afternoon at the Ronnie in Meribel, Sasha was trying her own version of off-piste skiing. Unfortunately this involved a lot of flailing around in the undergrowth with your skis in the air.
