Injuries of the week

posted: 2005-02-05
Thursday wasn't a good day for Skival. Their staff falling over themselves left and right. At the bottom of Creux Kat(Skival) had a nasty fall, knocking herself out. When the security de piste arrived instead of using a blood wagon the opted for a helicopter rescue. Forgive the pun, but after multiple *CAT (Computed Axial Tomography) scans they finally discovered she actually had a brain but after realising she had; what is commonly known in medical circles as; the blonde gene and so it had covered very little mileage and was still under warranty. After two days of observation in Moutiers hospital she is coming back today. As a precaution doctors have supplied her with a sexy uncomfortable neck brace for the next couple of weeks, so she won't be back on the slopes in a while. Before she does I'm sure she'll buy a helmet. Not wanting to be left out Jackie(Skival) followed by tearing her ligaments in a leg.
*they might have used an MRI scan instead but thats not as funny....