The ski company of choice for the sexually active this week is Ski World/Ski Val. Quicker than you can say ìstaff trainingî half the chalet staff are jumping in and out of bed with each other.
Let me introduce contestant number one.
Innocent young Nanny Nicky barely had time to unpack her bags before
Damien (Catina) gave her a damn good ìwelcomingî in his room.
There have been several complaints about noises coming from
GrahamÃs (Auberge) room.
Maintenance have already complained about three knotches carved on the bed post. I have a feeling that there are now four after reports of a mystery Canadian women, who woke up half the staff ,in his room at 4am on Monday morning.This has prompted calls from neighbouring rooms for any spare egg cartons to be delivered to the Auberge and installed to deaden the sounds.
Alex(Auberge) on the other hand has been having a regular ì3 in a bedî with two nice boys from Meribel.
And finally on last Saturday night Emilly 2 decided that in her enibrated state that walking back from the
Kalico was too much of chore and instead reverted to the hand and knees approach. It was only when she was half way across the piste did she notice that ìcoldî feeling. Not satisfied with only one entry Emilly 2 has now decided on a radical new haircut.
On Thursday it has been reduced to a Mohecan. On Friday the mohawk has been reduced to a ìIÃm wearing a hat for the rest of the seasonî.
