posted: 06-03-2006
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When ever we have a large downfall of snow it always brings a smile to my face. Not because of the skiing but for the automotive chaos it causes. Watching all the tourists whose holidays are thrown into turmoil as they suddenly realise that getting up/down the mountain has been given a bit of krypton factor twist.I believe the quickest way of starting divorce proceedings

posted: 05-03-2006
Clare, that shrinking violet from the Jump was making her presence felt in the Kalico again when she decided to put up her dukes and attempt a little pugilism with a right hook. Unfortunately her follow through wasn't what it should be and she dislocated her shoulder.Apparently the x-rays not bad either. We are unsure about what was the catalyst in this altercation but

posted: 25-02-2006
As you can see Greg's(TJís) Burton Dominant has seen better days. After flying off the Biolay wind-lip the tip of Greg's board dug into the snow, mimicking what happened to Charlieís board earlier this season as he attempted to jump a slow sign, and rest is pretty self explanatory. The only thing holding it together is the leather top sheet. It now means that Greg

posted: 25-02-2006
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Thursday saw a melange of celebrations. Vicky(Flexiski), after injuring the ligaments in her knee afew weeks ago, finally headed back to the UK. As you can see from the photos she had a hell of a send off. Despite being on crutches she still manage to make her way to Kalico where they were discarded like a cripple returning from Lourdes. Iím sure she felt the results

posted: 25-02-2006
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In the true spirit of the enquirer we can all titter as we take the above statement out of context. I am of course referring to slipstreaming and not some bizarre sexual act.Although if you had seen us in 1650 today you might have trouble keeping a straight face. After an eternity of staring at a selection of Líequipe arses Huw, Darren & Pete (while following them

posted: 18-02-2006
To make the ideal fancy dress costume you have to follow certain rules.First of all you need to have grown up watching Blue Peter and have a relative proficiency with egg boxes and sticky back plastic.Secondly, and if you want to win the prize, you have to create something that is large, cumbersome and totally inappropriate for a small bar like TJ's (see Sandy's schoo