Anyone who has read the enquirer will know whenever the I start talking about breasts, nudity in bars and alcohol it's a fair bet that Clare's (jump) name comes up. That reminds me, Seasonwars 2 video featuring Clares best assets is available to hire from all good magazine editors, but I digress.This week saw a flurry of excitement in the Jump bar when Camilla (pamper o
Ok maybe not better than sex but an essential precursor to sex.It's official! Top of the range clothing (eg. Burton, Westbeach, Bonfire) turns the girls on. I have seen one of the bar girls almost reach arousal while checking out the talent. On the principle that only good snowboarders wear top of the range clothing.This is not always the case as Clare(Jump) found o
The list of injuries this week are long and distinguished but proved the point that the snow conditions are very hard and unforgiving. Michelle (fatface) broke her wrist requiring 2 pins to be inserted into the bone.In the spirit of one-upmanship Karin (whitestuff) managed to break her wrist too only she required 3 pins to hold her shattered bones together.Down in 1550
At the beginning of the week Pip(TJ's) became a victim of the Moon park in Meribel. As she finished sliding one of the rails her back connected with the end of the metal, luckily she was wearing a full on back protector which absorbed the brunt of the crash, otherwise she would be joining the 'Paul(TJ's) more hardware in your back than B&Q' club.Initially she was told tha
Olly Beilby doesn't do himself any favours. While out here for a weeks holiday the 'hog' has single handed managed to piss off most his past co-workers in resort.The week started off badly for his family when, after a rather drunken night on the town his fighter pilot brother Pete fell down the stair in the chalet fracturing his skull. On the Piste his father had a com
Forget the war in Iraq, the search for weapons of mass destruction, the US presidential domestic wiretapping legal situation or even the liberal democrats searching for a new leader (who hasn't been seeing a rent boy on the side). The questions thatÃÂs on everyone lips 'What was Steve Dunsire doing in the Hotel de la Croisette at 4.30am on Thursday night?' We can
