Valentines Day means many things to many people. To the hopeless romantics it's a chance to show their affection to that special someone in their life. To most people in resort it's just another attempt to get filthily drunk and try and get off with someone in Kalico.To a few it's a day when you can say 'I love you, now take off your shoes and let me get my tongue arou
What follows is one of the funniest stories I've heard in many seasons.It all started when Jimbo(Jump) very foolishly left his mobile phone in the bar for a couple of hours. Enough time for the bar girls to change one of the (many) ladies telephone number in the address book to there own. This enabled them to send messages to Jimbo under the alias of this girl. As the
James(Mark Warner) of St Tropez fake tan fame is back in the news after some midnight bed hopping shenanigans.It all concerns Dave's room which is better known as the love dungeon. Rather ironically, because it hasn't seen any loving from Dave. In a scene that wouldn't be out of place on the CSI porno version of 3 bears. 'And the third mattress was just right' and the
Here's a 'them and us' situation to think about. In the 'us' camp every week most chalet girls go down to Hyper Champion in Moutiers to do your big food shop and as they push their two trolleys laden through the checkout and check their budget envelope to make sure they haven't overspent and if they're lucky they have a few spare 20euro note left over. In the real
I would like to apologise to Mrs Peters. In the first issue of the enquirer, while introducing the L'equipe barstaff, I stated at the bottom of Abbie's article that she was running a blog throughout the winter at www.abbywinters.com. This of course is NOT a blog by Abbie but an Australian lesbian porn site (don't ask me how I found this). Unfortunately the joke was comp
In an age of high resolution satellite images and Doppler radar you'll be glad to hear that Pennsylvania's most famous weather prognosticating rodent, Punxsutawney Phil yesterday emerged from his temporary home in Gobbler's Knob and didn't cast a shadow which means that winter is basically over. I'm sure that anyone who has spent the season in Courchevel doesn't n
