Tristan pulls a dud

If we were using stereotypes and I said the words 'nanny' and 'Swedish' to you then the words 'sure thing' might spring to mind. But in this case you would be way off the mark. What started out so well at the beginning of the night just went so downhill. Even a conjugal visit to the Jump loos turned into a disappointing spectator sport instead of anything hands (or mouths) on. Even though he persevered when he eventually took her home he ended up being a shoulder to cry on.