News in Brief 6

posted: 2000-01-15
For all those stories that werenít big enough to fill an entire column.
Before going out with Becky (Ski Olympic) Fred (Inghams) spent the best part of a week snogging Emma (SDS). Jo (LíEquipe) now free of the Inghams Welshman is now being pursued by Ross (Isba). Tor (SDS) spent most of Wednesday night straddling and swapping spit with Rob (Ski Val) just off the Kalico dance floor. Before the Un-bon incident Sven and Shona (Flexiski) where warming up in the woods before retiring to Dionís bathroom. Dr Caroline (Ski World 98/99) dragged Olie (Skival) back to the Tournier and raped him to within an inch of his life. Mikey (LíEquipe) proved that he is still a gentleman.
Before fucked a blonde punter on the top of the bridge outside Kalico he put his fleece under her to keep her ass/his knees warm. Harry (Ski cocktail) wasnít wasting any time as he cleaned Chrissyís (Ski Magic) tonsils on Monday night. Susie (Inghams) would like to state that although she went home with Lard (Auberg) a few nights ago nothing of any consequence happened and she remained fully clothed all night. Ricky (Catina) on the other hand welcomed Tamara (Catina) with open arms and open legs, no sooner had she unpacked her bags before ending up in his bed. Gareth (Ski Bum) brought himself a set of ìBoy racerî wheels. An Alfa Romeo fitted with racing seats and full body harness, unfortunately the engine attached to the wheels only lasted a week before it died. The St Louis staff are asking everyone at the end of the month to chant for the Cheese Goddess. And finally Jimbo (Le Jump) is awaiting the return on Daisy (punter) over the half term period. Get those green fingers working!!