Salesperson of the year (2003)

Anyone who has seen my general scruffy attire will know that I haven't brought any new clothes since there was a conservative government in power. So when I visited Fat face, to invite them to some New Years eve drinks, I was surprised when Lou went into action and recommended I replace my entire wardrobe. She even went as far as to describe an interesting causality loop. One of the reasons I don't have a girlfriend is because of the dishevelled appearance of my clothing. I explained the reason I didn't have any nice clothes is that I didn't have a girlfriend to choose nice clothes for me.
That and money too!