Richard (Fat Face) is displaying the classic symptoms of KWS (Katie Withdrawal Syndrome) which include getting blind drunk every night, Amnesia, mislaying your clothing and receiving English change.
Tom (Ski Cocktail) has been seen sharking around the Simply ski chalet run by Charlotte.
Ed (Jump) woke up this week to find his upper body covered in small red marks. Fearing that he might have caught something he asked JimÃs advise only to be told that he was showing the early signs KLBD (Karen Love Bite Disorder). The strains of celibacy were starting to show when the editor was caught down the
Kalico abusing a minging punter with language ìnot becoming of a gentlemanî.
Ross (ISBA) partook in a little Indian takeaway when one of the guest performed sexual acts too grim for even me to describe on paper.
Lets just say he didnÃt snog her afterwards!
Justine (Jump) broke her ìshag one person per seasonî rule when
SarahÃs (Jump) brother Paul spent the whole week between the sheets with her.
Ed (Jump) was also in action up at chalet Jaquzzi with Marianne although this time IÃm pleased to report that nothing out of the ordinary happened.
Well if you include a naked Benny Hill style chase around the chalet as ordinaryÃ..
