For most people seeing in the New Year was a peaceful and joyous event. As you can see from the photo of the week nothing says love like your girlfriend licking your face as you kiss her in the eye. For others welcoming in 2005 requires a few fisticuffs. In nearly every bar drunken pugilism was the order of the night. First of all, in Gringos, Vern, that well known
Dear Alex, It is true that I did offer to write an article based on the simplicity and almost total ineptitude of the male brain when faced with certain female bodily assets, and it is probably true that in a drunken state, I reassured you, nee promised, to have it in for the New Year issue. So forgive me, I've not only let you down, but worst of all, I've let myself
It might be 2005 but that hasn't stopped the sound of breaking bone and flowing blood. Not counting the punch ups on new years eve here is a brief run down of the injuries.Dan(Jump) has a job for life after Timmo slammed his finger in a door.'I'll never be able to fulfill my lifelong ambition to be a concert pianist' said Dan. ìplus flicking the bean is completely
After last weekÃÂs Christmas issue, one of the l'equipe more simple barmen (who shall remain nameless for now) was amazed at the speed that the photos from Christmas eve made it so quickly onto the front page. It was like they thought I was using one of Gutenberg's printing presses.Today everyone should, hopefully, be working off their hangovers from the festiviti
Last night saw one of the quietest new years I've experienced in my 8 seasons.Still there were a number of notable exceptions. First was the Jump's Dan and Giles mono outdoor beer stand. Inside the jump there was an equally scary premature Easter bunny. Thanks to the outfit it looked like something out of a horror film.If that wasn't bad enough it was even scarier w
Last week I explained that Hugo(Ski Higher), or as he is now unexplicably known Domingo had turned over a new leaf and was, compared to last year, acting all mature and responsible. Now it turns out that it was just that, an act.Where as last season you would have found Hugo working his way through the Mark Warner staff list. This year he has set his sights a little h
