ISBA John's(Skival) guide to seducing a girl.

Quick of the mark John shares with us his massive experience with the other sex. Broadly speaking these can be seperated into two distinct categories the Doís and Doníts.
Doís
Do buy her a drink (only after she's brought you a couple)
Do compliment her on her outfit (preferably when sober)
Do go out skiing/snowboarding with her (if she good enough of course)
Doníts
When you get her back to your room Don't wrap her up in your duvet and attempt to body slam her.
Don't fall down the stairs when your pretending to listen to what she has to say
Don't pick up a lump of 'snow' and hit her on the head with it, only to find that it was a hard lump of ice!
What's even more surprising is that after all this abuse she still comes back for more. Gives a whole new meaning to treat her mean keep her keen. Of course a more feasible explanation is she was in a perpetually concussed state and wouldn't have noticed if she had been going out Stephen Hawking. (He's the darlek sounding physics brain for those who don't know)