Breakages of the week 2

posted: 1999-01-16
Welcome to your weekly chart of whoís breaking what, on and off (usually off) the ski slopes.
The contenders are rated on various factors, where, how, stitches and pins and general disfigurement.
If was a close call this week but rising to the top by a whisker was Andy (ski tech & ex Tournier fat chef) who completed a falling flat on your face manoeuvre, apparently while sober, breaking his nose and needing 7 stitches.
Following a very close second was Sasha (Ski World Bookkeeper) who very cleanly broke her arm out side the Le Kalico, requiring 3 pins. Finishing a lowly third was Barny (Tournier Hosty) who did something very nasty to his wrist requiring a nice metal pin, well I guess itís no more wanking for a while then. An honourable mention should go to Mouse (Auberge) who broke her thumb, a few weeks ago, but we all know the truth. Next time when you punch a punter donít tuck your thumb into your fist!