Activity up at the coqÖ (de bruyere).

Reports are filtering out from Crystal's hotel about chef Scott Mills. It appears that earlier this week he managed to pull Hostie Sally. While taking care of business he suffered from a nasty case of mid coitus-narcolepsy. For everyone who hasn't heard of this specialised condition it mainly afflicts men and entails the falling asleep in the middle of the sexual act.
Now girls I'm sure you've all come across this at one time or another. You ask the question 'How was it for you honey?' only to get a reply along the lines of 'zzzzzzz'.
Normally this would be put down to too many hours of hard work in the kitchen. If you know Scott you will know the words 'hard' and 'work' are not usually uttered in the same breath. The following two nights the same thing happened. On the forth night Scott decided to take a break and retired on his own but was unable to fall asleep. If you want my medical opinion, take two chalet girls and call me in the morning.