After last weeks enquirer I have been accused of exaggerating the reports of Matt's wet pants of mess distraction. As I made it clear the 45 minute claim of what happened in the
Kalico didn't specify how his underwear could be deployed and if whether it referred to his chemical or biological problems. I didn't think it was important at the time.
Reports of the current whereabouts of chemical Hugo are unknown. But traces of his nerve agent Pissin have been found in the basement of the Petite Val and in the corner of one of the rooms in the Carlina.
The invasion of his privacy was necessary because of a clear and present threat detailed by the CIA (
Courchevel Intelligence Agency). You could say Matt was stuck between Iraq and a hard place. Nico has been heading the Matt Underwear Survey Group. For most of the season she has exhaustively searched his shorts and has categorically denied finding any smoking buns or other incriminating evidence.
In the off chance you need to quickly remove nasty stains from your character I would recommend the new Harriet report. Guaranteed to wash whiter than white without the need for public enquiry.
