Verbal warnings all round

You would imagine that women would be throwing themselves at the bar staff. All that alcohol and bar banter would be irresistible to any lonely chalet girl. But it appears not. Ollie is ready to hand out written warnings to Dave, Saul, Ben, and Simon for their lack of ability to get laid.
Last year Benny(TJ's) came close to receiving a warning only to be bedded by Louise.
So if any of you girls fancy a vertically challenged barmen or two, a lanky barman who can't hold his drink or a barman who is so exciting that he's compared to drying paint.