Let's get ready to rumble

While everyone else was in L'Equipe or Gringos a few select drinkers were witness to an extra show. Never since the Cuban missile crisis and the cold war proliferation of nuclear weapon have I been witness to such an example of escalation of hostilities. Starting out with a little ice throwing Jen was on the receiving end of an ice bucket of water. Had more people known there would be a wet t-shirt show I'm sure they would have stuck around? Now amazingly Jen's famous Scottish reserve was put to ultimate test when she failed to retaliate and only to be further goaded by a wet 'rats tail' tea towel. The crack* of the whip and the instant bruise brought out the heavy gun. Giant beer bottles at 10 paces. Forget Ali vs Fraser, Bruno vs Tyson, Vern vs Ben. For pugilism, albeit inflatable alcoholic promotional material pugilism, nothing beats Desperados vs. Flugel With one swift blow Jen de-calculated Vern and continued to beat him into a stalemate. Proving that you should pick your fights with care, especially when your opponent comes from north of the border.
*useless fact: the crack of the whip is not the sound of the tip hitting the skin it is actually a small sonic boom as the tip finally unfolds reaching speeds over 724mph.