Muppet of the week goes to Giles(Scott Dunn).After spending Tuesday night getting use to the freedom offered by a dress he decided to use the blonde part of his brain to remove his mascara.Instead of borrowing some makeup remover from a female co-worker he decided to use a kitchen scouring pad. It was only after waking up without the influence of alcohol that the
As a young, fresh and slightly naÃÂve 22-year old, I paid full attention at the training course when we were told that we should not 'fraternise' with the punters. It was unprofessional apparently. However, when it came to punters, I can't say I remember being particularly attracted to any of them. Must have been a bad year for decent-looking blokes in Austria. This
Visitors to the bar l'Equipe loo's this week would have noticed that one of stalls was slightly more openplan than is required when you're bent double trying to control the evacuation of last night chalet meal. It appears that Shaggy isn't the only one who's talented enough to get stuck in a toilet. To be fair he didn't so much get stuck rather than just go to sl
It is always sad when someone you know leaves mid way through the season. Even more so when that person has made such an impact around town as Louise(L'equipe). The first question you have to ask is who is going to replace her. Luckily a very familiar face is coming back. Jump bar veteran and sticker wearer, Clare is arriving tomorrow and as you can see she not a
As a general rule the One Valley rally is rated as the 'lite' version compared to its bigger 3 valley brother and turn out usually reflects that. Considering it was, in the words of Lou Read, such a perfect day it was a shame that I could have spent it with more of you. Last year's turnout of 10 teams was brought to an all time low of 4 teams. Yes, only 16 people c
As it was so accurately point out by Lynne(Skival) yesterday, following my weeks convalescence with the flu, the subject of what am I going to write about? Looking back over my week's experience included such examples as 'The hunt for the flu pills' 'I'm too ill even to watch Trisha on daytime tv' 'Didn't I just open this box of tissues?' 'Where is all this phlegm coming
