posted: 20-03-2010
With the imminent departure of the Swedish hockey boys Claire(Jump) put her hands in her pockets and offered Scott an undisclosed sum to cover her shift at work so she could take an evening off to, put it politely, get some. Unfortunately their departure had been pushed forward which meant a night of Swedish meatballs was replaced by a light snack of Swedish tongue. Aaro

posted: 06-03-2010
Over the years Iíve heard this phrase almost as many times as Iíve had hot dinners and when you think about itís quite a strange remark. So thanks to some female input we will look at this from the perspective of the two parties. From a guys point of view I donít think itís something you should brag about. I mean you find someone in Kalico have a few drink

posted: 06-03-2010
This year I went from living in my own 3 bedroom home, avec super kingsize bed, tempur mattress, fluffy carpets and dressing room, huge marble and tile bathroom, and a seperate cupboard specifically for my handbags, to living in what is essentially a black hole of doom hovel with two other girls.The mentality of sharing this space has been much less difficult to deal with

posted: 06-03-2010
 - Courchevel Enquirer
Aaron (‚ríon) 1. a brother of Moses and high priest of the Hebrews 2. a Indian slang word for pimp.3.'My parents were too lazy to look past the first name in the book'...4. to do an aaron - Donít turn up after repeatedly saying you will.5. to be aaroned - To drastically lose weight after being dumped by longterm girlfriend.

posted: 27-02-2010
I know this should have appeared in issue 1 but as you probably know the Croisette hotel and Jump bar had a little water issue in the basement. Apparently the water in question didnít like being kept in cramped pipes and preferred to convert the basement into itís own little aquarium. Donít even ask me what they found swimming around down there in November, let ju

posted: 27-02-2010
 - Courchevel Enquirer
Although not chronologically correct the break on the front page is probably one of the worst Iíve seen. Another warning from Rob about doing off piste skiing in early December. A fall, a rock, a broken femur.Emma(Kaluma) came out of the first of serveral surgerys to repair her knee ligaments. Sarah, 1550 private chalet girl, chalked up her first entry in the enquirer a