Punter gets it up the Chenus

This week I'm devoting almost all of the space to the sensual act of bubble sex.
On the back page is possibly the best and most repeated article in the Enquirer's history. So good it has even been misrepresented by some major tabloid newspapers last summer.
Back to our headline. Before the story is told, and the ìSteve Dunsire trophy for a gross act in a ski liftî is awarded, the person behind the story must be introduced. Paul, Skiworld's resort manager is the first to believe in customer satisfaction. So much so that last year while working in Meribel he 'satisfied' 35 guests throughout the season, I think that works out at an average of 2 satisfied customers per week. Almost equalling Abbie's(first choice 01) daily satisfaction record. This year, in a bid to increase the number of positive customer questionnaires, Paul has been going to extremes. Specifically in some of the Courchevel's fine and spacious bubble lifts. Taking the Turkish toilet position a little literally Paul apparently went for the number 2 optionÖ The only problem with these rumours is that they are being spread by Paul himself and in a resort where 'talking it up' is more common that 'taking it up the arse' who knows what really happened.
Addendum. If reading any adult magazine is to be believed all guys think that girls love anal sex. Next time a guy starts poking around the back door and says 'oh go on you know you want to' produce a large tube of lubricant and a similarly sized (to his appendage) strap-on and propose to explore the inner passages of HIS arse before he can return the favour. He will of course decline.
Not to be outdone Greg and Rosie from Scott Dunn have christened the Verdons bubble.But being a little more up market than Skiworld they opted for a more natural type of frotting