If you're serious about drinking and your blood alcohol rarely drops below .4 then you know about the
Mik, ISBA's legendary barman, and some of his alcoholic concoctions.
If you've seen his movie from last season on Youtube you will have witnessed Sandy and Neil attempt at the 4 litre challenge which resulted in Sandy get so inebriated he was unable to unbutton his own trousers to take a piss.
At the beginning of this week the
Skival duo,
Mike and Benny decided to attempt the challenge. I should elaborate that it was Mike who initiated the challenge and a slightly unwilling Benny was a victim of a sort of pier pressure (not that Mike is his pier in any field where alcohol is used).
With each stein Benny's head got heavier and heavier until it was cupped in his arms and resting on the bar. It was then that, to use a Top Gun quote 'Your egos writing checks his stomach can't cash' and then there was a prompt withdrawal of funds (and alcohol). To do the scene justice if you have seen Team America world police were Garry spends a couple of minutes projectile pucking and ending up in a large pool of his own vomit.
If I may call your attention to exhibit B on your right you can see I have highlighted the said pool that surrounds his bar stool. Fuck yeh!
