I know nasty Alex is picking on innocent Hugo again. Shame on you.
Whereas everyone else is trying to kill themselves by throwing their bodies off the nearest cliff Hugo prefers the nocturnal aprÃs ski activities. To list the current fatalities. DJ Ross broke his collar bone in the bellecote couloir and swears that he will be back to normal in 10 days (as the blackboard in TJ's so elliquntly says 'Is he on crack?').
Andy(Skiworld) has 10 stitches in his chin after some board park antics.
Richard(Scott Dunn) is suffering a compound fracture of a vertebra and
Abbie(SDS) is recovering from a concussion after jointly falling 60 feet off the back of Creux Noir. Luckily she was wearing a helmet otherwise things would have been far worse.
Clare(Jump) is sporting a nice shiner, which she says was from the board park I personally think she has been picking fights with french transsexual dwarfs. TJÃs answer to Vernon Kay has got a mountain love bite from one of the few cliffs in 1650.
Back to our headline star. Rumour has it that he's been up to his old tricks again in the skidoo hut outside
Kalico. Ironically at exactly the same time (see Enquirer Issue 11/12 last year). You could say he was having a 'super' time with
Kath(Supertravel). We are currently in negotiations with
Courchevel to erect the alpine equivalent of a blue plaque.
To answer my critics I say ìI wirte about Hugo because I respect him on one level. If more people behaved like Hugo and didnÃt mind having their dirty laundry publicly aired then
Courchevel would be a better and more interesting place to spend 6 monthsî.
