3 Valley Rally

So we have a headline that has nothing to do with the main picture. (it refers to Joss(lequipe)ís snowboarderless Physio terrorists finishing before Steveís Líequipe punters) We have a main picture that isn't of the winners. Nothing like good journalism!
In very bad weather and a very close race the team 'Jimbo wins the 3 valley rally again' wins the 3 valley rally again. With strong competition from the Physio terrorists and the L'equipe punters it was all down to the last checkpoint at the rond pont in Meribel.
At the back of the field there was the only mutiny in the 'Top Gun Top team' team where the directional skills of Ross 'I don't know the way' saw them falter in water covered slush runs.
3 Valley Rally poems
Neil likes to wear his sunnies,
Whilst biting hot girls bummies
Commonly known as head seasonnaire
Thrusting and lunging extraordinaire.